Category Archives: True Blood

True Blood: The Rise of Billith

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 12 – “Save Yourself”.  “If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!” – Jason Say

True Blood: The Rise of Billith

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 12 – “Save Yourself”.  “If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!” – Jason Say

True Blood: Lilith Fair(ies)

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 11 – “Sunset”. “Ke$ha: For or against? Do you like her music? She doesn’t really sing, does she? She talks. I suppose that makes her some sort

True Blood: Lilith Fair(ies)

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 11 – “Sunset”. “Ke$ha: For or against? Do you like her music? She doesn’t really sing, does she? She talks. I suppose that makes her some sort

True Blood: Welcome to the Home Stretch

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 10 – “Gone, Gone, Gone”.  “I love ya, Bubba”  – Jason This episode was like a drunken conversation at 3am. I remember important things were said, that I

True Blood: Welcome to the Home Stretch

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 10 – “Gone, Gone, Gone”.  “I love ya, Bubba”  – Jason This episode was like a drunken conversation at 3am. I remember important things were said, that I

True Blood: Dragons, and Pigs, and Plot Cohesion, Oh My

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood, Season 5, Ep. 9 – “Everbody Wants to Rule the World”.  “There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics.

True Blood: Dragons, and Pigs, and Plot Cohesion, Oh My

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood, Season 5, Ep. 9 – “Everbody Wants to Rule the World”.  “There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics.

True Blood: Whole Lot of Hatin’ Going On

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 8 –  “Somebody that I Used to Know”. “You don’t know me that well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.” – Pam Well, it

True Blood: Whole Lot of Hatin’ Going On

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 8 –  “Somebody that I Used to Know”. “You don’t know me that well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.” – Pam Well, it

True Blood: You Light Up My Life

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 7 – “In The Beginning”. “Respectfully Martha, your son doesn’t have a grave because y’all ate him.”- Alcide “Don’t get literal on me, Rambo.” – Martha Ah,

True Blood: You Light Up My Life

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Ep. 7 – “In The Beginning”. “Respectfully Martha, your son doesn’t have a grave because y’all ate him.”- Alcide “Don’t get literal on me, Rambo.” – Martha Ah,

True Blood: An Indefinite Roman Holiday

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 6  “Hopeless”.  “You were a pompous, self-righteous, arrogant, prick in the fucking Renaissance and you’re still one today” – Russell What a waste of Christopher Meloni! They endlessly

True Blood: An Indefinite Roman Holiday

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 6  “Hopeless”.  “You were a pompous, self-righteous, arrogant, prick in the fucking Renaissance and you’re still one today” – Russell What a waste of Christopher Meloni! They endlessly

True Blood: Must Be Thursday

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 5 – Let’s Boot and Rally. “Let’s go hunt Russell. Onwards, into the jaws of death. Boot and rally!” – Sookie This season is shaping up to be

True Blood: Must Be Thursday

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 5 – Let’s Boot and Rally. “Let’s go hunt Russell. Onwards, into the jaws of death. Boot and rally!” – Sookie This season is shaping up to be

True Blood: If You Like Making Love at Midnight… In a Cemetery

Warning: Do Not Read If you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5 Episode 4 “We’ll Meet Again”. Wake up sister, its just a book. I knew the guy who wrote it and he was high the whole time.” – Dieter

True Blood: If You Like Making Love at Midnight… In a Cemetery

Warning: Do Not Read If you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5 Episode 4 “We’ll Meet Again”. Wake up sister, its just a book. I knew the guy who wrote it and he was high the whole time.” – Dieter

True Blood: Who Made Who

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 3 – Whatever I Am, You Made Me “You know what they say about gentlemen, they don’t brag about sloppy seconds”  – Bill Oh how I enjoy

True Blood: Who Made Who

Warning: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 5, Episode 3 – Whatever I Am, You Made Me “You know what they say about gentlemen, they don’t brag about sloppy seconds”  – Bill Oh how I enjoy